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panic skid v. to try with all one's will and strength to prevent an impending stack by attempting to implant one's heels as deeply as possible in the ground. Usually a dumb idea.

pimp n. a Bike Store Guy who is always trying to sell stuff on the trail. "Blow off, pimp. If I want your opinion, I'll give it to you."

Pirelliology n. the noble art of being able to identify tires from the tracks they leave on the ground.

POD n. Potential Organ Donor.

pogo v. to bounce on a full-suspension bike like a pogo stick. Also, for a full-suspension bike to bounce annoyingly and uncontrollably.

POS n. Piece Of Shit. The antithesis to real bicycles, typified by Huffy, Murray, and any of a number of other bicycles that are poorly designed, manufactured, and assembled.

poser n. derogatory term for people with $7,000 bikes that never see an actual trail. Usually found near a trail head and never dirty. Seinfeld may be an example. Synonym for fred.

potato chip n. a wheel that has been bent badly, but not taco'd.

powerslide n. a two-wheel sideways slide, with the foot opposite the direction of travel kept on the ground.

prang v. to hit the ground hard, usually bending or breaking something.

prune v. to use one's bike or helmet to remove leaves and branches from the surrounding flora. Usually unintentional.

purple ano adj. anodized aluminum in purple. Some riders need to obtain as much of this as possible. It comes in other colors, but they are of no consequence here.

push-push n. 1) a novice's pedaling motion, consisting of alternately pushing each foot down, instead of spinning. 2) a Shimano techno-fad shifting system.

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